The Great Taco Heist of 2023

You took my food you wombat

You know who you are

You think you got away with it

But I’m coming from afar

You took my food you goose

I lost my tacos and my beans

You left me cold and hungry

In this snowy mountain scene

You took my food you turkey

Now back to Jindy I must drive

And pay AGAIN to Woolies

In order to survive

You swiped my food you gumbie

The limes they were organic

Plucked from my sisters tree

I hope they squirt you in the eye and make you cry-eee

You snatched my food you bugger

Gone is my salsa and cheese

You made me sad and angry

With your sneaky thievery

You grabbed my food you gumnut

I expect an apology

And a bag of Mexican food

Or you’ll face my full fury

You removed my food you snaffler

In future please have a look

And all will be ok

You’ll no longer be a crook!!!

Scribed by a hangry El Greggo Morriso